last time I couldn't wait for school to end and now I am giddy to be beginning. I have new classes, new teachers, new classmates to browse through. Beer gardens to attend (though I loathe beer), welcome back cake to eat (even if it tastes like a sugared sponge), and candies, magnets and coupons galore thrown at the students rabid with their lust to get as many free things as possible. I am far from ashamed to admit my yen for free shit. Come on it's great... you walk away feeling all smug as if you were the only one to get a pack of gum, or a magnet that will become a blight upon the already barnacled surface of your fridge.